Intoduction

First my name is Gregorio and I am an Alumni from a well established college in NYC. Actually the largest one, that is my hint. legally i will never mention its name, besides there school color. This is semi-fiction all stories, people and events. Everything will be legal and I have a good legal team. You are now warned and by continuing to read I am free of any incurring charges.

Alright now that the bullshit is done lets get down to business, some Risky Business, in fact that is my legal middle name. I have been fucked so many times by the university, i feel like a rape victim. So expect debachery, drunken revilrary, violence, blatent sexuall harrasment, food porn (i am a chef you know), sexiness, michael jackson impersanations pre dangerous album, al green and marvin gaye lyrics, sexual adventures, friends, frienemys, laughs, dirty jokes/humor and in the end a good read and ultimatly a zesty and positive waste of your time that trashes my enemies, brings me hapiness and in the end has a happy ending, which what we all root for, think of me as rocky, oh i box too, free tickets to the gun show. Also single and looking for a low maintence girlfirend, forward your resume via emial, plenty of beneftis, shoipping trips and most importantly some sexulall healing! In the end who has depression with my personal and zesty stories, fluffy / warm buttermilk pancakes and a box of cute puppies, so relax, turn the lights done low, light those sexy scented candles, slip into something comfertable (charge it to my victoria secrets account-ladies only except chealsea residents, hey) and LETS GET IT ON!