Tuesday, May 22, 2007

First Chapter

The point where I should walked away, was an unusually cold monday in Jan. 04.

Friday, April 13, 2007

The best advice i have ever gotten

Dear Nana,
Unfortunatly, my ex-friend, who has had too many drugs, is taking out his failing job and relashionship on past friends. He thus hacked into my facebook account and you were one of the many victims of his doing. I appologize for his messages. He is the perfect example of the american feiends that I am trying to get ridf of. Still, it was nice talking to you yesterday and I do wish you luck at Seattle. You have a great optimisim that already tells me how great an experience it will be. I hope anja has a nice visit to seattle. Keep in touch, Gregory

Nana
8:38pm May 18th
Hey Greg! haha..its alright, dont worry about that msg. Eventhough it was a fake, I will just take it as a flattering msg.
hehe...yeah it was great talking to you! You will find your wy...what would life be without bumps, or even hills? huh? so keep smiling..and just be glad that your parents are fully behind you!
take care,

nana

live by that last line, somebody saved my life today, nana you are wise beyond your years and a true friend forever

A good post

Just so you see i am not all bad news:


Title: Made it
Between tall Gr. and You

G.
10:31pm March 5th
"I sent dafk a big message for you. But things are ok. A very noice hotel. Housing is ok, living with a married philapino with kids. I live in the working class downtown. A few supermarkets and restaurnats around the corner. Staff is very nice. I joined the hotels bowling team, we compete against other fancy hotels. We hve awesome shirts coming next week for bowling. Food is ok, a nice slection in the cafetereia. The good news is aI am the onoly only american in the hotel. All the 350 girls want to sit next to me in cafeteria, I warned you this would happen, thye cnat handle themselves. Most want my american papers, so they wil have to work for that, ha. A VERY hot group of morrocean girls is especially interested, they love to dance and cook. We are going next week dancing and you know what means, I will be arrested, so gather some bail money for risky business. Shopping is fanastic, they have a ski slope in a mall, crazy things heaar. My body is aching from thw work and the county is dry and gregorio needs a drink soon. ALright I am off to work. i will have a cell phone soon, so then we can talk via phone. Regards to the old ball and chain. Take care of yourself, I miss you not being here and hope you visit soon.

Ciao,

Risky Business

Tall Gr.
2:29pm March 6th
Hey man glad to hear that things are so good there. Save some morrocan women for me....i will leave the ball and chain behind...haha. good luck and keep me posted

G.
9:50pm March 6th
I have already told the girls about the other tall and sexy version of me. They are 24 year old stewardesses, that means they know a few more tricks than the old ball and chain. And guess what, i have a hot date with one or two of them on Friday for Japanese Noodles and HOT dancing.

Keep it real greg,

Ciao,

Risky Buisness

P.S. Got my cell phone, so get a phone card and call, i will let you talk to the girls

Tall Gr.
10:44pm March 6th
Gregorio bring on the ladies...get a camera and start puttig up albums with you and your beauties!! "

Welcome to the Blacklist

Well, I finally didd it, blacklist baby, lets go reverse chronologicall on your ass. So just to start off on zesty right foot, i am officially banned from all nyu buildings including the medical centere and free clinic, which is illegal. Under the patients bill of rights for new york state it is illegal to refuse mediacal serivce or medication, even crimanals get treatment. it is also illegal by nyu code to persona non grata an induvidual without notification in writing or to give a reason. these are all valid grounds for a lawsuit, anybody is welcome to comment if i am wrong, ok? I am also on the blaclist of NYU mediacal center, illeagal and close to having two restraqing orders form ms italian psycho bitch and ms turish psycho bitch, yeah you break my heart, you break my heart you pscychobithces!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Intoduction

First my name is Gregorio and I am an Alumni from a well established college in NYC. Actually the largest one, that is my hint. legally i will never mention its name, besides there school color. This is semi-fiction all stories, people and events. Everything will be legal and I have a good legal team. You are now warned and by continuing to read I am free of any incurring charges.

Alright now that the bullshit is done lets get down to business, some Risky Business, in fact that is my legal middle name. I have been fucked so many times by the university, i feel like a rape victim. So expect debachery, drunken revilrary, violence, blatent sexuall harrasment, food porn (i am a chef you know), sexiness, michael jackson impersanations pre dangerous album, al green and marvin gaye lyrics, sexual adventures, friends, frienemys, laughs, dirty jokes/humor and in the end a good read and ultimatly a zesty and positive waste of your time that trashes my enemies, brings me hapiness and in the end has a happy ending, which what we all root for, think of me as rocky, oh i box too, free tickets to the gun show. Also single and looking for a low maintence girlfirend, forward your resume via emial, plenty of beneftis, shoipping trips and most importantly some sexulall healing! In the end who has depression with my personal and zesty stories, fluffy / warm buttermilk pancakes and a box of cute puppies, so relax, turn the lights done low, light those sexy scented candles, slip into something comfertable (charge it to my victoria secrets account-ladies only except chealsea residents, hey) and LETS GET IT ON!